Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Armband Tattoos For Guys

One of lime and sand

I always had the question What is good? Does lime or sand? Because there is sand everywhere and lime corpses served to break down, so you tell me ...

Anyway, the bad (The very poor) is that the crack of Leslie Nielsen has left us a damn pneumonia has been the genius whom I had the pleasure of writing a few lines in the script of "English Movie" with the very bastard did then what you gave want and like all great, he did very gracefully. From here I send a humble and loving raspberry ...

"Leslie luck, counting on you"

The sand or lime, is that "meat" has been at the Festival of Gijón where he received laughter and applause from a bunch of gentlemen and ladies gafapasta demonstrating that the films Romanian three hours on the crisis in western are cool but there is also room for other little things ... What is also very good movies is to see in internet and you can see HERE "Appeared" free and legal, two terms that ultimately are never seen together in English cinema is rarer than a green dog ...

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Fresh Lemon Margarita Recipe

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God created the universe and everything to be in intimate communion with creation.
This truth is in Genesis God spoke to man as any conversation with your best friend, had not boundaries that would prevent this.
When the man falls, not only interrupted the conversation, or is God communicating with man, but breaks the whole purpose of God to man, is poverty, war, pain, disease, hatred, and all the evils we know. God
away and when the darkness take away all the land. Far from the original purposes of God, man begins to live in confusion, nothing like the fullness that God had reserved for his creación.El man gives the enemy of God's protection of families, youth, children.
God is God and nothing escapes its immensity, choose a nation among nations, it is Israel, who be governed by the same mouth through the leader Moses, Israel is the recipient of his promises, inheritance, law, design, and between those promises, comes the promise of the Liberator. Israel
small among the nations, haunted, miserable, suffering and war does prevail in a world confused and full of evil and paganism, the nations around them, are taught that God Jehovah, and many recognized and respected as the stories show Bible.
God's voice is heard again through Moses, Joshua, David, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Daniel, always the same call to turn to the Lord, SEE THE DESIGN THAT WILL SHOW AND DO THE SAME TO THE God ...... does not change, which started with the shedding the continuous blood until eternity.
The priest shed the blood of a lamb healthy, clean, and that blood spilled on the altar, the curtains, the tabernacle, the people are redeemed, forgiven the people, and could express the Creator to his creation.
But it was good, but it was not perfect.
promise was missing, the stem of Jesse ................ and after a period of silence for 400 years God becomes man, he emptied himself and gave the appearance of man, for us to live, and meet the established design before the foundation of the world, NACE WHO IS THE PERFECT LAMB shed His blood for us. Here comes
good, Jesus is coming, establishing a body on Earth, called the Church, teaches simple and announces 12-man: The kingdom of heaven has come to you.
is, what was lost is recovered.
The Kingdom, the place of communion between God and men, friendship, recover, wonderful, wonderful, if you can understand, is FABULOUS.
starts recovery plan of the original design establishes the plan of what was lost is recovered.

what was lost?
communion, conversation with God, health, peace, eternal life, the nature of Adam was lost, a heavenly nature, Adam was subdue the earth, to govern the land, it needed to be trained not to rule the tierra.Todo anything back, back home, back, through Jesus Christ, gifts, gifts, ministries, power, authority, Priesthood everything visible and invisible, supernatural, the glorious, were made for man, greater things will ......
This return, this return is for his beloved, his wife, the apple of his eye, Jesus not only gives us salvation by free grace, gives us a kingdom of plenty, here on Earth,
is more, more, and we are saved, there are more, much more, not only salvation was lost, lost many things, que hoy Dios quiere entregar a sus hijos amados.
La Iglesia de Dios debe tomar esa plenitud para ser victoriosa, para poder tomarla necesita
Santidad, Iglesia es hora........es hora.........ya levantemonos de tibieza y recuperemos la herencia,
Dios sabe como limpiar a su amada, sabe como restaurarla.No se ha acortado el brazo de Jehová para salvar, ni se ha cerrado su oido para oir......PERO VUESTRAS INIQUIDADES HAN HECHO DIVISIÓN ENTRE VOSOTROS Y VUESTRO DIOS............(ANTERIORMENTE HAY UN ESTUDIO DE INIQUIDADES.).....SEGUIRÁ.....

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Irritated Hair Follicles In Between Thighs

other posters Want? Take two cups!

Our Facebook page (That thing you do not know how it works and looks who invented one that comes in a Fincher film) you will find the final lineup of "Meat Neon "... Which of these three will be?

One thing is clear: "Here there is much that motherfucker loose"

Ah! Big news flash: We have just won the prize the best film in the Black Film Festival Manresa!

Monday, November 15, 2010

Shingles On The Genital Areas

Making a movie is like robbing a bank

Vengo del Festival de Sevilla (Ole! Ole!) And go to the Great Festival of Manresa and later the legendary Festival of Gijón, if you want to see "Neon flesh" coming p'allá ... In between I found time for the boys of "The Information" I recorded this "Celebritiiiiiis."

Is it me or Joaquin Reyes with a few extra pounds?

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Dragonball Doushjin Bluma

Bon Appetit: Stories of friends who kiss

This week finally arrives in theaters "Bon Appetit", the romantic comedy I wrote to six hands to David Pinillos the wonderfully directed and spiced with humor and love and give him the point of cooking ... Basta! I have read many reviews with culinary metaphors that is hitting me ...


The fact is that releasing a "Indie romantic comedy" is a true miracle in this country. When the project tried to write the characters the same emotions I felt the first time I saw "Before Sunrise" or "Adventureland" or no further than the best moments of "How I Met Your Mother" ... And, at bottom, here your Tito Paco, who's always shooting things Travestis outer space, zombies and serial murderers, is a "pussy " of care.

With two balls in addition, the hell! "Annie Hall" seems to me a masterpiece and weep like a cupcake every Bella Easo Once you see the end of "Breakfast at Tiffany's" Truman Capote is not in vain chilling learned to write novels as "In Cold Blood" and pastelones as "Breakfast at Tiffanys" ... Does that mean I am comparing with the Lord Capote? Of course not! Capote was a stocky dwarf with a suspicious resemblance to Carlos Pumares and I am taller ...

"Bon Appetit" talks about the really important things in life, how sometimes you feel you have to choose between love, the one, the truth, which you gives life and a lot of things and obligations will remain life. I remember my cousin Juandiego I said that would give grants to people to have time to fuck and to love, make love doctorates where the real world to stop importing.


Do not you ever happened to be with a chic @ and that time is stopped? Whether talking about fucking or lying on the floor listening to music. (If it happened to you and you are a Frikazo who spends his life playing GTA I have news for you: There's a world out there!) That speaks "Bon Appetit." And so I am very pleased that David has directed, because it has the sensitivity to these small gestures those little moments where the world stops, where matters is the space between the lips of Daniel and Hanna.

Indeed! If you cop a cinema near VO have no doubt, the film is in English and I have not seen it yet but I bet he bent all Fuck! that went into the talks have become magically Damn! .

So this weekend everyone to see "Bon Appetit" a film for gourmets film and made to simmer ... Heck!


One last thing, Time schedule! Next week I'll be at the Film Academy giving a "Master (The Universe) Class" on the thriller. The truth is that I have no idea what I'm going to say (!) So if you want to spend, it will be funny how I put interesantón face, pretending I know how to do this in writing and directing movies.

About apple of my eye, "Meat", this month we will be at The European Film Festival Sevilla (5-13 Nov), the Black Film Manresa (17-21 Nov) and Gijón International Film Festival (19-27 Nov) ... Come on, I'll sleep in my bed unless Cicciolina and pony in good times ... We see in the movies.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Reset Combination On Master Lock

Welcome to Hiroshima

Sorry, but I've been a month crazy preparing the premiere of "Meat" ... I know that I had promised a first-person account of Sitges and here goes. But before I wanted to invite the "Brand new web Neon Meat " where you will find lots of photos, videos and a private webcams with The Infanta (Damaso Conde) and The Canija (Macarena Gomez) that will actually your most perverse desires.

In short, this year the Festival of Sitges has been the "po ***" Mmmm good, is to say in a few words and be smart is impossible, so I'll say more words: "It was one of the best experiences of my life" ... Day by day has been more or less like this ...

arrive and as usual the people of the organization are a delight, if you are invited to a festival gifts cascoporro leave you in the room, in this case is exaggerated ... Both give you a bottle of champagne my parents, and a haversack commemorative tome with all the movies my friend Joaquin and other cutest haversack my brother. I'll stick with commemorative shoes Sitges very funky but I are young ( Another of the great injustices of this world apart from the bastards that closed cinemas and shops open is that there is never any shoes that do not look 47 orthopedic) as these have the Sitges gorililla the stay and I'm like a duck the rest of the Festival.

A Festival is also meet people and have short but intense conversations where you exchange the phone. It's like party where everyone is drunk and very happy to be there. The first comments I receive from "Meat" are very good ... He tells me Paco Plaza, also a journalist and four fans Despit to sign them Dvds "show" ... "I've been told Neon Meat mother is a whore." I wonder "Who heck it be that if we leave the movie until tonight ?" But then I realize that a movie is like a virus, for better and for worse. For example the other day we had a private screening for the actors at the Academy of Cinema and the projectionist came out excited, I guess it will gradually creating the famous " I've been told ..." and so far it seems that, for once, the wind blowing in our favor.

Is not she lovely?

So we go to dinner all the new equipment and re-breathe the same energy we had in the shooting, in a few seconds we are talking about stories and tired of laughing. Vicente Romero came in and day in and day also with an eye like a tennis ball and how often to wear a colored contact lens infection leaped one eye to another or how Mario was harassed for a change not "teenagers in heat" but for "transsexuals in heat" ... Between drinks at the end I'm going to bed early, in the same "wave nun" carrying on filming.

As expected, the next day with the press I'm the only team that wears sunglasses and throat to Darth Vader ... And it is never and I say lucky because I've never done so many interviews in my life, I think I did more interviews that day that adding all that I have since I left the video store. As I am speaking to reporters are telling me things like "They applauded in press pass" to be be like watching a gay black YMCA dance at a party tea party, ie, rare, rare ... Although the truth, as I have never been in a "press pass" of a movie I can imagine him more as a black mass with all journalists dressed in red robes and sacrificing a virgin.

Total to Release time is coming and I am becoming more nervous and when I'm in my chair I think of the torture I went through at the premiere of "appear" and I'll be back to hear all coughs public dialogue over each and it is out of focus and to "that damn flat you can spare even 10 frames, but no, something amazing happens ... I get into the movie and I have a good, well ... Bufff, people laugh ... And he laughs heartily ...

Then there is applause, even before the end credits start people start clapping and does not end for a long, long time, I hug around Mario, Damaso, my girlfriend and from there the feeling, and becomes "hung gypsy wedding LSD" there are a lot of smiling faces, hugs from strangers, someone grabs my ass ... And Mayra Gómez Kemp said the day he was in his first orgy hippy "I can remember that far ."

do not believe in that crap of Fame the other day when we were doing so many interviews and I went the livers by mouth Blanca Suarez asked for her if this was a normal day of promotion, she told me that this was little calm because at least he could eat.

The other day I was reading reviews of "Meat" in Internet and accidentally got me wanting a forum for girls who talked about the film and Mario. One of them said "I Festival in Sitges, in Mario superguapo Photocall and was as long as the director Paco Cabezas, incidentally, has been like a barrel " What?! Fuck me! Always, I've been chubby from a lifetime! Not that all of a sudden when I wrote the script for "Sexykiller" out Brad Pitt and now I've put Fondón ... I've always been gordinflas tad ... Overall, it's funny that for once I'm on a forum for fans of the Internship is to mess with my dandy.

Not that I'm fat, is that others are too puny

The other story I will always remember is when I went the day after Assisted by a movie with my brother and as we were late we had two options, or sit six feet from a screen of 20x20 or 500 meters to sit and watch the movie on Ipod plan. Total despair I approached a girl in the organization that kept some empty seats and said " right, how I have not had time to watch any movie I do not know ..." With this certification I can sit here? ".. . After a few dramatic seconds the girl looked at my accreditation and said "Are of" Neon Meat "no?" no answer I gave my best look of lamb slain and the girl said " For you, yes."

only everything sometimes be so simple, making films and watching films, that is Sitges.